As the expression goes, you can't write this stuff. Unbelievable.
Mom--Mom--Mom. Just listen.
You don't understand.
Okay. We didn't steal the golf cart.
What actually happened was that
the maintenance guy in one cart
challenged us to a race
in the other cart
and we went so fast
and got so far ahead of him
that he thought we had stolen it.
Okay?
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