Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Professional Help

How, exactly, do
you bathe a cat who likes to
roll in dirt? I ask the vet.
(Because I’ve tried—twice.)
I mean, can you bathe a cat?
Oh sure, she says. We just tie
’em down, wash ’em up,
put ’em under the dryer,
done. Well, ok then.
The cat got a bath.
Not by me.

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